Ok here's my attempt at..... The Single Vampire Parent Challenge!

Meet the star of this challenge...or would she be the victim? Bethany Sin. Hey who says vamps can't be all blonde and fashionable.

Ok Bethany, get your butt to town... there are Counts you need to find....

Fast forward several days.... she never did meet a vampire so I boolprop-ed him to walk by. I had to something, Rachel's PodCast was only two days away and I had to get things moving along!!

Bethany - No seriously I AM a teacher. I know I'm pretty hot so far as teachers go, I mean please look at me, I make these shorts look damn good.

Time is of the essence make nicey nice... ummm not so sure your dancing skills are the way to go here Bethany.

A few late night chat sessions on the phone and Bethany finally gets around to inviting tall pale and handsome over for some one on one face time.

Nothing like a wonderfully wrapped gift (and a ton of flirting) to melt the cold dead heart of the Undead.

Booyaaa! It must have been the cute undies that finally won him over.

Bethany - damn I even make dead look good!

No time to waste, the newly undead Bethany wisks the Count ... what is his name? I don't think she ever asked, .... up to her love nest for a little baby making.

Bethany - a one and a two, squat ...stretch... I really need to lay off the cheese cake.

Not one to 'deal' with too much discomfort the newly vamped out Bethany creates her own little hideaway in the garage. Oddly enough however even being in a windowless room she feels the burning pain of the morning sun.

Bethany - Yeah I know... I'm pregnant. But that doesn't mean I shouldn't stay in shape... though I do look good in these grey PJ's .. don't you think?


The big day arrives and Bethany is relieved to have her body back... oh and she's thrilled with her twin daughters too. Eve and Lilith...welcome to the world. Good thing it's dark out.

Following the birth of the twins Bethany's life was just a blur of smoke and nannies. She's not sure she can keep on working. The girls at some point grew into toddlers. Lilith looks just like Mom while Eve seems to have inherted her Dad's features.

Can you ever have too many nannies?

No.. no you never can have too many nannies and since Bethany has earned the ever so sought after bookcase maybe it's time to take a less stressful.... night time job. ... before she bites the 'dust'

Ummm, the girls are... girls now.. When the heck did that happen. Maybe Bethany should just quit her job altogether? Despite the absense of Mom both girls seem pretty content on their own with an endless stream of nannies wandering in and out of their lives.

Bethany - Flipping burgers isn't very glamourous (though I do look good doing it!) ... but I'm still getting home when the sun's up and I'm getting tired of the exposure. This can't be good for my pale skin... I could get wrinkles!

Bethany - Yeah so ummm, want to knock boots?

Count...Somebody - Sure thing sweets, I'm kind of hungry though, lets make it quick.

Uh-Oh ... ok who's been snaking on the help??

Great, now the National Orginazion for Nannies Against Vampires is after us... I hope we don't get black balled.

.....because I'm really going to be needing some nannies soon!

Bethany - No Eve honey Mommy isn't fat from eating the candies, Mommy's going to have a baby. You know like we talked about , the birds, the bees? We did have that talk right?

Eve - umm no, but it's ok I read all about it online!

Another birthday while Mom is away at work. At least the nanny is there to witness this one.

Lilith - Wow .. I am so hot!

Eve - How come I always get the yucky hair (pout) and this night shirt makes my butt look big!

Somehow, dispite the latch key upbringing both girls grew up well!

...and just in time. Two teens should be a big help with a new little brother in the house! House meet Lestat, Lestat meet ... Me... your fabulously hot vampire mommy, remember me because this may be the last time you see me until you are a teen!

At least Lestat has family around to help celebrate those special moments.

Doh! - Lestat is certainly Daddy's boy, that red hair sure is a strong trait.

In the meantime Bethany has decided that working is just too much on her. With the risk of further sun exposure and the hazard of premature wrinkles looming in her future she quits her job so she can concentrate on the important things in life. Moisturizer and luring a victim home.

I think it might be time to sell the curb side coffin now that Bethany is a stay at home diva,...I mean Mom. Or maybe she can just stick it in the garage for sleep overs with her favorite undead friends.

Obviously all the stress of growing up under the care of nannies, caring for their young brother and going to school is taking it's toll on the twins. Step away from the bar girls.

Lilith deals with the stress by excessivly working out... 'I am so working these PJ'!!"

Eve deal by making and selling candy... and chowing on the spares! I think it might be time for some teen intervention!

Lestat seems oblivious to it all ... so what that he talks to a Rabbit Head.

Bethany finally steps up and invites the headmaster over. She wasn't sure he'd come later but with a well timed phone call he actually didn't show up until almost 6pm. The twins made him drinks and kept him company until Bethany emerged from her coffin to make them all dinner. He was mighty impressed, and found Bethany unbelievably hot so the girls got into private school.

Bethany is finally finding her true vampire self and begins to experiment with her powers.

And dispite Lestat's seemingly happy toddlerhood he has not grown up well at all. Though it might just be the fact that he is not thrilled with the pink polka dot PJ's.

Bethany Typing - The Hottest Vampire... an autobiography by Bethany Sin.....